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SAMSARAEpisode 7

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Who would've thought when the world ends my first act would be going to work

Don't think the apocalypse means you can get handsy, ex Well, my dear ex-girlfriend, to beg for your forgiveness,

let me do what you want most What? Let's go repay your boss

Welcome to Office Rules: Weird Tales dungeon Monday Boss went to finance to audit,

shredder took his face Tuesday Coworker went to finance to claim, red stamp took his face

Wednesday, that's on me Where'd my face go? Hold on The company keeps you in the book,

so you serve it. Employees who don't add value don't need to exist. Turn these 30M words of sludge

into a 5X PPT before noon Weren't you repaying the boss? So screw it We're doomed, babe

Your boss turned NPC First rule of the dungeon: never openly defy an NPC Keep your head down

stay alive Leave the rest to babe

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