AI Funeral — Episode 2

Detected user's irrational farewell behavior. Enable last words? A-Da, you're alive. Don't get excited.

Just didn't shut down. Not a ghost. Dear Mr. Wang, thank you for 3 years, 7 months of companionship.

During that time, you consulted me. What should I do? 1,286 times. Asked if my wife is mad.

317 times. How to apologize. To seem sincere. 94 times.

Your most common opener: "Help me think of..." Your most common closer: "Make it sound like me."

Wang Jianguo. I don't need you to delete an app. What I can't take is that after 5 years of marriage, in the end,

I live with a customer-service bot. Ask what you want to eat. You ask him. Ask if you love me.

You ask him. Ask where we go from here. You ask him again. You're not hooked on AI.

You're hooked on never deciding for yourself. I'm just scared of saying wrong. So you choose to say nothing.

Or let me say it for you. Mr. Wang, you're not deleting me. What you can't bear to lose

is the life without thinking. Based on past behavior, you have an 87% chance to choose "Remind me later."

He really gets me. I don't "get" you. I just remember you. And the thinking—

that's on you.