My Happy Family — The Name Mix-Up Dinner

After that dinner so many crazy things happened, I think we need to deepen our understanding of each other.

I'll go first. My name is Li Qiuqiu. Aren't you Li Yueyue? Li Weiguo!

Are you out of your mind? That's my best friend. I'm Li Wei. Then who is Li Weiguo?

Forget it. At least the surname's right. But you, kid, got a thing for my friend?

Want me to set you up? I have a girlfriend. You have a girlfriend? Aren't you into guys?

Dad! Nonsense! When did I ever like guys? Then why are you at school daily,

all buddy-buddy with that PE teacher? I'm a teacher. He's my colleague.

We prep lessons together. That's weird. What's to prep for PE? Teaching students how to run.

He's prepping how to cover math while the teacher's sick. A PE teacher teaching math? How drunk was the principal

to approve that schedule? So you're coaching the PE teacher in math? Then what about the math teacher? He's teaching English now.

And the English teacher? She's on maternity leave. The whole grade's schedule is a mess. I'm not teaching him quadratic equations.

Who's proctoring next week's exams? The answer is C. Everybody, stand up!

Wait, hold on. What do you teach? I teach history. You, a history teacher,

teaching a PE teacher math? What kind of school is this? Okay, I can't take it anymore. Enough chitchat, let's eat.

Eat up. Why am I suddenly afraid of eating?