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Couple Shorts ComedyThe Calm Before the Storm

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Starting tomorrow, if I'm tired I'll sleep first. Bring that girl home, just don't disturb me. I'll turn a blind eye.

I wake up at 8 every day. Send her off before 7:30. I'll just ignore it. What girl? Come on.

If you don't want kids, just say so. I just drive our daughter to school daily, right?

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