Little Demon — Locked In

Lock him in the east storage room. Lock the door. He's only three and a half. Either he goes in,

or you're fired tomorrow. Stop. You can't lock me up. Unlawful detention is illegal.

Just one night. We'll let you out tomorrow. Who told you to blast your speaker at night? This is my house.

Can't I practice singing at home? Or is this not my home? Are you kicking me out? Get in.

I won't lock it. You can come out anytime. Hand over the speaker. No speaker.

Then no sleep for you tonight. If I don't sleep, neither do you. You think I can sleep now? Fine.

I'll drop the speaker. But I'll grill food at the door. Grill what? Sausages.

There are twenty in the fridge. I counted this afternoon. Suit yourself. The whole hallway'll smell of smoke.

It'll get into the bedding. I'll make him stop now. Tell him he wins. All I can think about now

is throwing him and the grill out the window. Dr. Gu. First sausage is done. I'm not eating.

Then take one to my dad. He won't eat it. Just leave it at his door. With some mustard.

Adults love that. Remember to be fair in the will. Tomorrow's banquet. Pick a dress from the storeroom

that fits her. Help take her measurements. Uncle Fu, weren't you against him? I'm against him

What's it to you if I am? Are you measuring or not? I'll do it