Little Demon — Sea Burial Savings Plan

What's going on? President Chu flipped over the IV stand and pulled out the oxygen tube Now he's smashing things

I can't stop him Get out President Chu The oxygen tube needs to go back

Your blood oxygen... I said get out Don't go in You...

Stop yelling What are you pressing? Funeral costs At your current metabolism rate, who knows

Anyway, you look terrible If you die I need to calculate the cost in advance Basic coffin package is 3800, cheapest

You're the richest man Probably need the VIP package Starts at 12,000 Cemetery plot

Jincheng North Cemetery, smallest 1.5sqm is 128k Plus a pair of wreaths Standard 2000, silk 5000 Urn

Basic plan Totals 196,800 Premium plan 364,200 If you choose sea burial

Dump the ashes in the sea Saves the 128k plot fee Also saves 12k for other fees Total savings of 140k

I recommend sea burial What do you Give me that saved 140k as living expenses

Can last me over two years Just don't know if in two years I'll be old enough to work Shut up

Don't you want to die? Then die I'll plan it for you Whats wrong with afterlife planning

If I die, you get 140k as spending money In your dreams Even if I suffer alive

You won't get a cent as sea burial funds Who the hell gave you permission to dump my ashes in the sea

Catch your breath first And then tell me about the will Did he eat anything this morning?

No Didn't eat last night either What about me Did you make me breakfast?

Fine Revenge Hold on I'll find something to eat

If I can't We'll gnaw on the sofa tonight Yay