Little Demon — Planning Ahead

Smallest is 1.5 sqm, 128k. Plus a pair of wreaths. Regular ones, 2,000. Silk urn, 5,000.

Basic package. Total: 196,800. Premium: 364,200. If you choose sea burial,

dump the ashes in the sea, saves 128k on the plot. Also saves 122k on the headstone. Total savings: 140k.

I recommend sea burial. What? The 140k saved can be my allowance. Lasts over two years.

Just not sure if two years from now I'm big enough to work. Shut up. Don't you want to die?

So die then. I'm just planning your funeral. After I die, you get 140k to live on? Dream on.

Even if I suffer alive, you won't get a cent for sea burial. Who the hell said you could dump my ashes? Catch your breath first.

Tell me about the will when you're ready. Did he eat anything this morning? No. Nothing last night either.

What about me? Is there breakfast for me? Fine. Take it slow.

I'll find something to eat. If I can't, we're eating couch leather tonight. Miss, what is it? I'm hungry.

Today's breakfast is young master's hypoallergenic meal. Not suitable for children. If you're hungry, there are nuts and cookies in the living room.

No cookies. I want a real meal. Kitchen only made enough for him today. Dad! Your butler won't feed me.

Hello, Jincheng funeral services. How can I help? Hi, I'd like to order a small coffin. Small? You mean the kids' one?

Yeah, a small one. How much is the cheapest, tiniest one? Depends on the material. Fir is 2600.

Pine is 1800. I'll take pine. Cheaper. Okay.

What's the deceased's height and weight? Height 89. Weight 9 kilos. Ma'am...

Is this for a child? Yep. For myself. I'm starving to death at home.

So I'm ordering ahead. Do you send wreaths? The white kind. But I want a pink bow.

Prettier. Look good even in death. Little miss, hang up the phone. No.

If you won't cook, I'll starve right here. Dad's gonna die anyway. It's fine if we both die together.

Buy one big and one small.