甄嬛白日做梦 — The General's Request

Comfortable, babe? Mm. Oh my god. Such a tiring journey.

General Pingyang, you've worked hard on the road. General, why are you staring at me like that? Your Grace, you look more radiant lately. Got some secret recipe? Share it with me.

No, there isn't. Xiao Yizi, pour tea for General Pingyang. Your Grace, I heard you have a eunuch who's great at massage. My back's sore from all that riding.

Have him work on me too. He's right in front of you. That tiny frame can handle me? Rest assured, General.

I'm only small in build. You're pretty sturdy for a eunuch. Not like the others. Obviously.

Indeed, different. Come on, give me a massage. Yes, right there. Oh gosh.

Harder, harder, even harder. The pain's really gone. Amazing. Your Grace, where'd you get this eunuch?

Let me borrow him for a couple days. A couple days? Would he even come back? Just kidding, just kidding.

No need to get so worked up. What's your name? I'm Xiao Yizi. Xiao Yizi,

at tomorrow's celebration, you come too. Okay. If you don't show,

I'll have you assigned to the army. How exciting. Fine. I'll take my leave now.

Go slowly, General. I hate you. Xiao Yizi, don't forget to come.

Goodbye. I didn't do anything. Men's mouths are the devil's lies.

Don't even think... ...if you don't wash up.