甄嬛白日做梦 — Sparring With the Lady

Your first time? Been in the palace so long, and His Majesty never favored me. Blame it on

the emperor's bad luck. Last night, you... What am I to do now? Don't worry.

I'll take responsibility. You? A eunuch? How can you answer for me? Still calling me eunuch?

Call me hubby. Hubby? You're so young, how can I call you grandpa?

Leave that to me. Say it or not? Hubby. Oh, my.

In broad daylight? Daylight's more exciting. Oh, my. Sheep!

Greetings, my lady. You're late. On the way, Consort Li's maid sent me on an errand.

It delayed me. My lady, this is... Let's stretch our limbs.

I heard you know martial arts. Spar a few rounds with me. My lady,

I do massage, not martial arts. Whether or not, we'll see in a try.

Come at me. My lady, I truly can't go on. A man never says can't.

Forgot? You're a eunuch. When you deflected my spear just now, you didn't seem untrained.

My lady misjudged. I blocked it by luck. You call that not knowing kung fu? You...