My Robot Girlfriend — Where Are My Boobs

I turned my dead girlfriend into a robot Finally gave her a body today Dude, seriously?

What about my boobs? Wait, They're right here You call those boobs?

When I was alive, they were that big You're slandering me! I'll sue you for defamation!

Even dead, I won't take this I built them to scale, honestly No lie To scale?

Whose scale did you use? Your elementary school desk mate's, first row Well, they're just

too big they'd swing around couldn't weld them on I got resurrected once,

and you won't go big? Big means more power drains the battery You're a frugal genius

Why not slap an Android port on me plug into your power bank So I can be your night light? Thanks a lot, Mr. Inventor

Um, the legs Haven't attached the legs yet Take a look first

What the heck is that? Legs bionic legs Legs?

Shorter than my old boots I... I just figured, fresh from revival, long legs might be odd

Odd? You're scared once I get legs, I'll kick you through the wall and you'd never get me out

It's a robot practical matters most Practical. Why date at all?

Just buy a blow-up doll. Any position you want. Main issue is materials cost too much. Unbelievable.

Knew revival would be like this, I'd rather rot in a pot. I'll get you new ones. You're broke as hell.

How will you do that? I'll hit the hospital tonight. Steal Doubao's legs for you. That liar got his legs broken,

he's hospitalized now. And his charger, the 65-watt one. Five minutes of charge, two hours of action.