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My Robot GirlfriendStolen Power, Found Daughter

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I turned my dead girlfriend into a robot. So I'm... Alive?

You're back! Dude, c'mon. I just came back to life, and I'm dying again?

Power's tapped from the hardware store next door. Current might be unstable. You charged me fully! For half an hour—

battery went from 2% to 1%. What am I doing? I just wanted you back. Back?

I was up for reincarnation, almost called. I'd just picked up the broth of forgetfulness, and you canceled it on me. Better than being in a box.

True. Now I'm not in a box— you welded me to a table. Think of it as a two-story house.

Ground floor's not done. You're real thoughtful. So my brain— is it secondhand too?

Processor's from my old phone. That junk phone of yours— takes 3 seconds to scan a code. You put that in my head?

You're bold. Couldn't you sell the old phone? Where would I sell it? Anyway.

So you sold your house, built a half-baked girlfriend, and I'm back to suffer with you. Anyway...

At least you're back. Don't get sappy. I'm half a body now, welded to this table.

Even in the underworld I didn't suffer like this. Hold on. Something's coming into my head. What?

A 20-second ad. Can't skip it. Even ads run in here? Yep.

The system you gave me has more power than my life. Watched great videos? See them better on a new phone.

Recycle old phones at not Zhuanke this time. TipTip. New phone? Time to game.

TipTip has all game genres. Small knife, small fun. Big knife, open world. Even indie games.

Anime. Find it bam bam. Search and download. Anyway,

for games, I suggest TipTip. Done. Ad's over.

Warning. Battery at 10%. Hold on. I'll visit the factory next door

and hook up a line. Stealing again? Know that plant next door? No.

Stealing power. It's not stealing. It's borrowing. Good name for it.

You call theft 'borrowing'. That mouth should flirt with scams, not me. Hey, thief in there,

get out now. Crap. Who's that? The hardware factory boss.

Good. So it's you stealing power. My cutting machine's dead. No wonder.

My charge keeps draining. I was fighting a grinder for power. And who's this half? Boss

Never mind who I am. Your power quality is really poor. You steal my power and complain about it. He just booted up.

His speech module's glitching. Wait. Why does he look so familiar? Boss

Don't talk nonsense. Cut it out. I just woke up. No side quests. That face

Is just like my wife when young. Stop. That line is dangerous. I once had a daughter.

She got lost right after birth. If she were here, She'd be around this age. Okay, I get it.

Get what? I'm her daughter. Sweetheart. Dad.

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