The Heartbeat Fallacy — Coffee and a System

Hey you. Go get me a coffee. Double shot, no sugar. Every shopping trip, I pay almost everything. My card's maxed. Well, at least the face is nice to look at. I'll settle for now. With a face like that, I can't even kiss him.

At least he's gentle and pays. Let's keep him for now. Hi, what can I get you? I'll take a medium, double shot, no sugar. Sorry, ma'am. That's a large.

Fine. Large it is. Sorry, my phone's dead. Can I borrow a charger? Use this one.

Thanks. Come on, turn on. Finally snagged a hot guy. Haven't even kissed him yet.

Ding. Host successfully bound to Reverse Divine System. A system. I've got a system too. What's the holdup?

Phone's dead. Almost done. So annoying. How much?

Thirty-eight yuan. So that is how the system triggers. Why are you just standing there? Let's go.

Thanks. Sorry about that. My phone is so old. I'll get a new one soon.

So it won't just die. Suddenly mentioning phone age. She's hinting I should buy him a birthday gift. An idiot woman.

Makes me think. Why don't you come look at phones with me? That one's about to die for real. Let's go.

Lin Feng. There's a Mi phone store right here. Want to go check it out? Get in here when I tell you.

So much talk. Babe. Pick whichever you like. I'll buy it straight up.

No wonder he insisted on this store. He spotted his cheating ex. Zhang Xinyue So this is your new boyfriend.

What? Relax. Ran into someone. Just saying hi.

Long time no see. Came to pick a phone with my boyfriend. Still clingy. Buying a phone for your girl too?

Lin Feng. You haven't changed at all. See your ex and you rush over. Abandoning your girlfriend.

Breaking up with you was the best decision I ever made. Babe. Told you,

pretty boys are unreliable. Sorry you had to go through that. Don't pretend to be nice. Stealing someone's girl,

then judging me? That chain’s fake. Posing rich. And you, fooled by some pretty boy.

Don't come crawling back. Lin Feng, you dog!