The Heartbeat Fallacy — The Sneaker Gift

Card it. Why are you here? I like this outfit. Fancy running into you.

What a coincidence. I thought you'd refuse. Sorry I didn't say hi. So it's you.

You look great today. Thanks. I'll buy here again. Okay.

Please come again. I need more clothes. Fine. Card it.

Man. I can't take it. I used to think she wasn't materialistic.

Then I got her clothes, she didn't blink, spent 10k on my card. So buy Zhang Xinyue things,

see if she comes back. True. She's either way gold-digging. Might as well get pretty.

I didn't see you, waited by the car. Stepped out for a smoke. Let's go. Take you home.

She told her friends, her ex agreed to restart, so she broke it off. Knew he was no good.

Always annoyed me. Break up. You end it first. Why let him say it?

No. Let him go first. Make everyone know he's a scumbag cheater.

What's this? You got him sneakers? You're rich? No.

About to return them. Wait. You got it for him? So he'll get you a gift back.

That works? Wow. Girl, you're so clever! Fine.

I'll do as you say. Why call me this late? So mysterious. Lin Feng.

Miss me? You scared me. For you. When'd you buy these?

Figured you needed new sneakers. Picked these. Hope you like them.