You Had a Crush on Me Too — The Dinner Guest

come in the hallway isn't heated are you Emma's friend I'm Tommy I'm eight this is for you Emma never brings friends she only brings books are you a book uh no I'm Oliver Oliver the not book okay come sit Emma brought a boy he's tall Emma didn't say he was tall take your shoes sweetheart dinner's almost ready are you hungry I'm fine really I don't want to

So Oliver, Emma says you're the football captain. She said that. I said no such thing. She said it three times.

Oliver's the captain, Oliver scored the winning goal, Oliver runs very fast. My parents never said anything like that. Oliver's also top of the class in literature, and he sleeps through most of it, which is honestly unfair. I don't sleep through it, I just rest my eyes.

You snored in front of Mr. Harrison, he gave you detention. He gave me detention because I pointed out the symbolism before he did the snoring was just his You seem to know a lot about me. You've been paying attention. Okay, that's it. I'm not speaking to any of you You've been horseback, I'm gonna go live in the garden

Oliver try the lamb. It's been cooking since two o'clock and the pie Emma's mum makes the best pie in Hampshire I make the best pie in Hampshire. She learned from me dad You once put salt instead of sugar in a pie. That was one time Did you really score 14 goals this season 15 actually 15?

Did you hear that, Grandad? This one's going to be Sutherland national team material. I remember watching Bobby Charlton in 66. This boy's got the same look in his eye.

He's lovely. Mum, it's not like that. Of course not, sweetheart. So, Oliver, when's your next match?

Next Sunday at Commonwealth Stadium. It's the high school league final.