The Overnight Millionaires — Sour Pickle Zongzi

This world is bad enough. Another one? Living two lives a day. Kid won't study?

Even Einstein at home, he'd draw on photos. Dragon Boat's coming. Gift boxes? Useless.

Get something young folks never saw—sauerkraut zongzi. Sauerkraut zongzi. Host, within 24 hours,

complete one valid investment. Fail, lose 100 million yuan. System tasks again?

First project: AI computing center. Computing what? How long we'll live.

Spend 30 billion right. Train a model. A modeling school? That's legit.

Not models, AI big models. AI. So broke, national debt.

"Loved here"? Spare me. Don't flatter yourself. Did I love you back then? It rained, no umbrella,

so I crashed at yours. Then why didn't you leave? The door broke. Second project:

EV power batteries. Batteries, I know. TV remote's always dead. Invest in that.

Right, AC remote batteries. My nails are worn out. Dear,

it's the EV supply chain. Supply chain? Sounds dangerous. Gotta leash it?

What a waste. We use algorithms to transfer knowledge. Build the next-gen personalized learning ecosystem What's he saying?

It means tutoring. Tutoring's fine, why say "algorithm" Kid can't do homework,

electrify 'em first? We use AI to boost learning. Willing kids don't need AI. Unwilling kids,

even with Einstein at home, he'd draw mustaches on them. This project's a no. This is immersive VR experience.

Oh my god. see debts from a past life. Your fancy clothes with reading glasses dizzy this'ld send you straight to grandma.

It lets you experience another world. I'm barely coping with this one. Another one? Living two lives a day?

No investment. We've got enough reality. It's virtual enough already. Our target users

are new middle-class. What's "new middle-class"? Too shy to call themselves poor, too shy to call themselves rich.

Stuck in the middle, paying dear for drinks. This sip costs $5. It's a fine pour-over. Pour-over?

At home I brew instant, don't charge $5. What's that techie know? Can he stew noodles? Pickled cabbage factory? My specialty.

With pickled cabbage, you gotta go down, eat humble. This firm's finances are bad, cash flow's dry, niches old. Old problems pile up, one push and it'll close. Scared of closing? Cabbage is yellow anyway, color fits.

That's supporting the real economy. Sales are down now, young folks don't eat pickled cabbage. Who says young people don't eat it? You just market wrong.

Then how should I market? Your brand name's no good. "Old Jimu`ou," sounds like partying till drunk at the door. Sounds like a baldness cure.

Then what? Man, truly sour cabbage. Too on the nose? Selling pickles without saying sour?

Say what? Say it's cheerful. Right, things fear being cheesy now. Xiao Chen, you kids like truth, right?

Sort of. No 'sort of,' just this name. Can't out-sour your life. But pairs with your meal.

No mental drain after. Stew and move on. That's got something. Hey, Dragon Boat's coming, right?

What's a gift box? Gotta appeal to youth. Unseen sour pickle zongzi. Pickle zongzi?

Master, that's a huge taste leap. A bit much? Xiao Chen, sweet or salty zongzi, Debated for years.

Sour's turn to be on the table. Right, the third force in zongzi. Others honor Qu Yuan. Ours honors workers' bitterness.

Mr. and Mrs. Zhao, Your pickle factory invested yesterday Sales up thirtyfold. Brand value x ten plus.

Thirtyfold what? Did they fudge the numbers? Selling more is good. Shows people crave attitude.

Value tripled? What tripled? The pot or the wok? Then our old poverty... Was it wrong track?

Not wrong track. Don't watch the World Cup these days.