My Real World — The Golden Cat Hearing

You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding, but you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me godfather. Stop. The topic of today's hearing is whether to authorize the continued upgrading of existing AI video Mr. Brown, what is your understanding of the societal impact of these models?

Well, it frees up our hands, makes our ideas easier to realize, makes life I mean, the list of pros just goes on and on. You know, The Godfather is my favorite movie. Why is he holding a golden cat?

People can't even tell which movie is the real one. What's the problem? I happen to like Golden Cat, you know? Couldn't you just consider it an homage?

Those are just the benefits you're aware of. Let me show you something. My name is Grace, and I'm 70 years old. A while ago, I got a video of my son asking me for money.

It looked just like him, sounded just like him, and I believed it. I see so many videos on my phone. I just can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore. Even the doctors I see online aren't real.

these AI videos have completely messed up our lives. They've caused us so much distress. Look at these victims. Do you still believe AI models should be allowed to develop unchecked?

I think with any good tech, someone's always going to try and profit off it illegally. But that's no reason to hold back the progress of AI video models. You bastard!

Do you have any idea how many people you put out of work? Give us back real movies! Give us back real movies! Silence, please. Everyone return to your seats. In light of the massive protests outside, I hereby order the AI video model to be turned over to federal custody.

This hearing is adjourned until further notice. hey this is an outrage i protest you can't just rush a decision like this the model belongs to humanity objection overruled effective